Dec 09
It’s caused another stir with religious authorities, but some of us just want to watch it for the cutesy fuzzy wuzzy polar bears… cough…
SPOILER-FREE REVIEWER for the ITCHING VIEWER
Running time : 1:40
Post-credit extras : no nil none nyet nada zilch
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You know them from :
Veteran actors Sir Ian McKellen (Iorek) and Christopher Lee (First High Councilor) played wizards Gandalf the Gay and Saruman, respectively
Daniel Craig (Lord Asriel) and Eva Green (Serafina) are Bond girl and Bond (respectively? figure it out)
If you don’t know Nicole Kidman (Marisa), where you been at?
Sam Elliott (Lee) gets to recycle his getup from Ghost Rider
New child actress Dakota Richards (Lyra) looks like a young Uma Thurman
Notes :
- All Worlds Think Alike. Doesn’t matter what universe you’re in, prophesies always pick the kids to play “the chosen one” (pause for hushed awe). Didn’t translate into Continue reading »